Infertility ABCs

I got this idea from blogger sweet pea to list things from A to Z about ourselves.  Well, I first decided to do an infertility ABC and then later on in the week I will do one with stuff other than infertility.

A:  Everyone’s got advice for infertiles

B:  BFN.  Again.  Aaargh!  I am so sick of that result

C:  I don’t want a cat, I want a child

D: Infertility is a Disease

E:  Eggs.  All I need is one good egg and one little sperm

F:  I wish I was fertile

G:  I want a girl

H:  I hate being hopped up on hormones

I:  IVF--I’ve done it twice  

J:  Just relax.  Sure, no problem

K:  Keep the faith 

L:  I always wear lucky socks to the RE

M:  When will someone call me mom?

N:  Negative again

O:  If only I could ovulate

P:  Pee on a stick 

Q:  I'm on a quest to find joy while trying to build my family 

R:  My REs have made way too much money off me 

S:  I currently have Stirrupaphobia

T:  All I want for Christmas are Two pink lines 

U:  I have a unicornuate uterus.  Lucky me

V:  Vaginal Ultrasounds, I have had too many of those

W:  When will we have children?

X:  Maybe I'll name my first girl Xena Princess Warrior        
Y:  Y is infertility so hard?

Z:  Maybe someday I will have a zygote

What would some of your ABC's be?

Infertile or non infertile ABC lists are welcome.

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